Who knew the solution to the sleep wars was oatmeal.

The Kid’s Favorite Oatmeal Recipe:

1/2 Cup Rolled Oats

1 Cup Water

Butter (to taste)

Sugar (to taste)

Cinnamon (to taste)

1) add oats and water to bowl.

2) NUKE IT TO HELL

(Watch the bowl while you’re microwaving. IT WILL OVERFLOW IF YOU DON’T. AND DON’T BE IN THE COMMENTS LIKE I DIDN’T TELL YOU SO)

3) Add sugar, butter and cinnamon to taste.

Enjoy with coconut milk. And pork sausage. DEWICIOUS!

The Kid can eat this for every meal. So when she’s not oatmeal wasted, she’s being shady. But right now, she’s sleeping in an oatmeal coma.

For which I am tremendously grateful.

Dassit,

Lina

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